Klutz

An extremely clumsy person.

(AKA me)

Person 1: *Drops something* I'm so sorry! I am such a klutz!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Klutz

An incredibly incredible person who happens to be born with a slight hand-eye coordination problem and maybe possibly dropped something every once and a while.

1.) Hey look over there, its a Klutz, I wish I could be like him.

2.) God, that klutz is so awesome.

by Salivia August 29, 2009

Klutz

A clumsy, oblivious person. Usually covered in cuts and bruises from the number of things that they ran into. Constantly amusing other people from their obscene stupidity.

Sydney's klutzy ass managed to fall while dancing in the shower and crack her head open. White girls can't get low.

by trampstampluvr334 December 29, 2016

Klutz

to get drunk and make an ass of yourself

You said you dould have "one beer" then you klutzed for the rest of the night.
drunk alcoholic

by graphicDef September 20, 2013

Klutz

An idiot

Yo that lil boi a klutz

by anonymous September 15, 2020

klutz

A Clumsy person.

That kid drops everything all the time,
he's such a klutz

by Total Clad May 15, 2004

klutz

A person who is never without a scrape or bruise. Always finds a way to trip, bump into things and people. And on occasion, they partially knock themselves out by walking into walls, doorways, and corners or cabinets and desks.

Why didn't I see that corner of the desk? I'm such a klutz! Where's the frozen corn?

by bepatient April 13, 2006