Klump 

Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.

"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"

Klump by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013

Klump 

Someone who is greedy, primarily with food, amongst other (material) items. A Klumps needs are always met first, even before their own children.

Gosh, did you see how many BigMacs Connie ordered? What a Klump!

Klump by DaddyVanderSloot January 22, 2014

Klump 

An informal term; a social circle of friends or squad with similar personalities or interests that always group together. These are usually found in high school or secondary school.

The popularity of this term spiked after the release of the student film ‘Squad Goals’ and is often used by the film’s cult following or socially inept teenagers with little to no knowledge of current urban terminology.

“Hey, are we geeks or nerds?”
“None. We aren’t part of those klumps. We need to form our own.”
“Why don’t we have any friends?”
“Because we haven’t attached ourselves to a klump!”

Klump by moving_to_london February 2, 2019

klump 

A womans vagina, beef curtains, hairy axe wound and such, often referred to as a slang reference.

It stinks of fucking klump on here

klump by Uganja December 9, 2008

Klump 

A kid with a penis thats as brown as a tree trunk but skin couler is white

dude look at that kids ND klump

Klump by S.DOT KYD May 23, 2009

klump 

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

klump by albert einstein February 6, 2003

Klump 

1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever

2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country

1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!

2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track

Klump by your best idiot April 5, 2010