kluge 

In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.

I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.

kluge by derTeufel September 24, 2005

kluge virus

a virus that effects the spelling of an individual

person 1: did you hear about that kluge virus?
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS

kluge virus by Asswhooper69 September 3, 2021

Kolton Kluge 

A very strange man, mainly because they like gingers. Eats 24/7. Plays mine-craft everyday and pretends he can get girls but unfortunately can't at all. And ends up sucking penis when he gets rejected. And will never be good at anything. And also steals your songs.

Your boy is a Kolton Kluge!

Kolton Kluge by 347tyweduyfv June 21, 2017

Kolton Kluge 

An extremely obese man that has a small chode-like penis and has an extremely annoying high pitched voice. He also doesn't know how to talk to girls, plays Minecraft every day, and worst of all he likes gingers.

Wow that kid is such a Kolton Kluge

Kolton Kluge by SassySteve101 June 21, 2017

dunning-krugerrand 

A disparaging term for BitCoin, a play on the Dunning-Kruger effect.

He had a lot of Dunning-Krugerrands tied up in Silk Road when the Feds took it down.

dunning-krugerrand by d.w. January 1, 2014

kluger 

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia

my pussy is too small for a kluger

kluger by the kluger June 23, 2009

kludgebucket 

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

kludgebucket by bustapost October 8, 2008