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a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia
my pussy is too small for a kluger
kluger by the kluger June 23, 2009
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In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.
I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.
kluge by derTeufel September 24, 2005
A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight
-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!
kluger by BJ October 15, 2003
Awkwardly designed, jerry-rigged, inefficient, clunky.
I know the tarp is a klugey solution, but we don't have the time to build a car port.
klugey by Jeffrey K. May 17, 2007
an asian tea-bagger. them suckaz is crazy
klugens for love, klugens for life
klugens by dan erickson January 28, 2005

kluge virus

a virus that effects the spelling of an individual
person 1: did you hear about that kluge virus?
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS
kluge virus by Asswhooper69 September 3, 2021