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a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia
my pussy is too small for a kluger
kluger by the kluger June 23, 2009
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A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight
-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!
kluger by BJ October 15, 2003
an asian tea-bagger. them suckaz is crazy
klugens for love, klugens for life
klugens by dan erickson January 28, 2005

Back of the Kluger 

Examples
"we didn't want to have any more kids, so we did it in the back of the Kluger"
"She's in the rags, so we did it in the back of the Kluger"
"She was feeling adventurous and said "let's do it in the back of the Kluger""
Back of the Kluger by CoinLord October 14, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026