klugey

Awkwardly designed, jerry-rigged, inefficient, clunky.

I know the tarp is a klugey solution, but we don't have the time to build a car port.

by Jeffrey K. May 17, 2007

Klugey

A software or technical glitch.

I was working on my computer and both my mouse and my program started acting klugey. I had reboot my computer and change out my mouse.

by SwimDMC June 9, 2023

kluger

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia

my pussy is too small for a kluger

by the kluger June 23, 2009

kluge

In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.

I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.

by derTeufel September 24, 2005

Klutey

A big wet vagina. (Pronounced: Kloo-T)

Three fingers in the Klutey.

by Kluteyyyboy1995 September 5, 2015

kluger

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight

-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!

by BJ October 15, 2003

kludgey

awkward, unpolished, designed with complete disregard to established rules, potentially fatal

The kludgey highway off-ramp that curled into a figure-eight loop before turning into a two-foot merge lane into traffic was cited as the cause of numerous accidents by the state highway patrol.

by Webster'03 January 28, 2003