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“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.
by bustapost July 29, 2022
Get the Recession mug.Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.
by bustapost October 19, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh
I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.
by bustapost February 25, 2009
Get the eye-eye mug.A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”
“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”
“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”
“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
by bustapost October 14, 2023
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