Definitions by bustapost
Constitutional Amendment
A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”
“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”
“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”
“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
Constitutional Amendment by bustapost October 14, 2023
Recession
“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.
ketanjilogical
When you defer to comment on a topic because you’re not an expert. Although it has been done for decades, it finally needed it’s own word when Ketanji Brown Jackson busted out the birthing person of all ketanjilogical answers:
Senator: “Can you define what a women is?”
KBJ: “Um, I dunno, I ain’t no biologist”
Other famous user:
Captain Kirk: “Bones, can you fix the transgobulator in time to save him?”
Bones: “I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
Senator: “Can you define what a women is?”
KBJ: “Um, I dunno, I ain’t no biologist”
Other famous user:
Captain Kirk: “Bones, can you fix the transgobulator in time to save him?”
Bones: “I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
ketanjilogical by bustapost April 2, 2022
Woman
Raskin Doctrine
Raskin Doctrine by bustapost February 13, 2021
Badakathcare
It’s a form of healthcare coverage that Joe Biden believes he and Barack think you have a right to have.
“Donald Trump thinks health care is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.”
Badakathcare by bustapost November 2, 2020
The Thing
"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”