Raskin Doctrine

What’s good for the goose, ain’t for the gander
By the Raskin Doctrine, Maxine Waters is an angel!
by bustapost February 13, 2021
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Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
by bustapost October 14, 2023
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Shitcoin

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.
See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.
by bustapost April 21, 2018
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The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden
"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”
by bustapost November 01, 2020
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Woman

Joe Biden promises to nominate a black woman for the Supreme Court.
by bustapost March 23, 2022
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ketanjilogical

When you defer to comment on a topic because you’re not an expert. Although it has been done for decades, it finally needed it’s own word when Ketanji Brown Jackson busted out the birthing person of all ketanjilogical answers:

Senator: “Can you define what a women is?”
KBJ: “Um, I dunno, I ain’t no biologist

Other famous user:

Captain Kirk: “Bones, can you fix the transgobulator in time to save him?”
Bones: “I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
The doctor gave a very ketanjilogical response to a simple question.
by bustapost April 02, 2022
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eye-eye

Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh
I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.
by bustapost February 25, 2009
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