kludgebucket

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.
"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."
by bustapost October 08, 2008
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Raskin Doctrine

What’s good for the goose, ain’t for the gander
By the Raskin Doctrine, Maxine Waters is an angel!
by bustapost February 13, 2021
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Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
by bustapost October 14, 2023
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Shitcoin

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.
See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.
by bustapost April 21, 2018
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The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden
"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”
by bustapost November 01, 2020
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burtation

It's what happens backstage at the 53rd annual Grammy Awards. It's very similar to "darist darison", but much, much heavier I'm afraid. Always singular - there are no known cases of multiple burtations. (Etymology - created by Serene Branson, CBS LA news reporter.)
Well a very very heaveh - uh - heavy burtation tonight. We had a very darist darison, by, let's go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.
by bustapost March 10, 2011
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Badakathcare

It’s a form of healthcare coverage that Joe Biden believes he and Barack think you have a right to have.
Donald Trump thinks health care is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.”
by bustapost November 02, 2020
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