Kerflucked

Meaning totally exhausted. Derived from a combination of knackered & f*cked. (Probably during a bout of severe inebriation!)

Had a mint day/night out, but now I'm kerflucked & ready for my bed!

by QueenNobEd December 30, 2010

Kerfuckered

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.

"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."

by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007

kurflunked

To be confused

I was kurflunked by the math problem

by k;huaersgggsdthstb November 7, 2017

kerfuckled

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.

Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.

by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

kerflicker

The stylish upturn of a male's hair directly above the forehead found in short haircuts. It can be styled with gel or just by combing.

"Alex, did you see Colin's kerflicker?" "Yeah Ama, it needs to be pertunked a bit I think." "Let's tell him." "Alex, don't touch it, let me do it, you always mess it up more. It needs to have some verve to it."

by sueso March 10, 2015

Kerfucken

The sound a turducken makes when it explodes.

"Shit! That turducken's gonna 'splode!!"
*Everyone dives for cover*
KERFUCKEN!!!!

by MooseMan666 October 17, 2008