Kerfucken

The sound a turducken makes when it explodes.

"Shit! That turducken's gonna 'splode!!"
*Everyone dives for cover*
KERFUCKEN!!!!

by MooseMan666 October 17, 2008

kerfuckle

In a really bad situation and very fucking confused

"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".

by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

Kerfuckalump

An elephant that fucks things.

OR
A hard fucker.

Ashley: "how was your night with Rob last night?"
Kristin: "AMAZING! A kerfuckalump that one."

by DuMbO242 June 30, 2009

kerfuckle

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

by T.V. John November 6, 2016

Kerfuckered

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.

"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."

by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007

kerfuckled

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.

Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.

by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003