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Kerfucken

The sound a turducken makes when it explodes.
"Shit! That turducken's gonna 'splode!!"
*Everyone dives for cover*
KERFUCKEN!!!!
by MooseMan666 October 17, 2008
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kerfuckle

"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".
by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005
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Kerfuckalump

An elephant that fucks things.

OR
A hard fucker.
Ashley: "how was your night with Rob last night?"
Kristin: "AMAZING! A kerfuckalump that one."
by DuMbO242 June 30, 2009
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kerfuckle

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up
The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.
by T.V. John November 6, 2016
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Kerfuckered

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.
"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."
by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007
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kerfuckled

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.
Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.
by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013
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kerfucked

this is totally kerfucked
by matthew August 28, 2003
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