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kerflicker 

The stylish upturn of a male's hair directly above the forehead found in short haircuts. It can be styled with gel or just by combing.
"Alex, did you see Colin's kerflicker?" "Yeah Ama, it needs to be pertunked a bit I think." "Let's tell him." "Alex, don't touch it, let me do it, you always mess it up more. It needs to have some verve to it."
kerflicker by sueso March 10, 2015
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Kerfuckered 

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.
"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."
Kerfuckered by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007

kerfuckery 

The random acts of events that end up "fucking" things up in unexplaineable turns of events. Also used when "Sociables" are planning sketchy events of debauchery and shananigans.
The leader of Sociables was planning kerfuckery with Dawn .
kerfuckery by Srehak January 13, 2017

kerplinkerdinker 

Any amazing technique whose name you can't pronounce easily; an astounding skill or ability that someone has.

Derives from the English-language dub of the anime "Rurouni Kenshin", in which Lynn Fischer was prone to (understandably) flubbing the pronunciation of Kenshin's sword techniques.
Then he dove at his enemy, and unleashed the....kerplinkerdinker!
kerplinkerdinker by Matthew May 10, 2004

Kerflucked 

Meaning totally exhausted. Derived from a combination of knackered & f*cked. (Probably during a bout of severe inebriation!)
Had a mint day/night out, but now I'm kerflucked & ready for my bed!
Kerflucked by QueenNobEd December 30, 2010

Kerplackerd 

1. To hold your body as flat as you can against a flat surface.

2. Being slung against a flat surface with centrifugal or gravitational force.

3 Contact with a flat vertical surface to appear as if you are laying on it... in any position... as flat as possible.
I was kerplackerd against the wall hoping they wouldn't see me.

Look at all those people spinning on that amusement ride kerplackered against the wall.
Kerplackerd by Existance-0 December 24, 2020
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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