kerflicker

The stylish upturn of a male's hair directly above the forehead found in short haircuts. It can be styled with gel or just by combing.

"Alex, did you see Colin's kerflicker?" "Yeah Ama, it needs to be pertunked a bit I think." "Let's tell him." "Alex, don't touch it, let me do it, you always mess it up more. It needs to have some verve to it."

by sueso March 10, 2015

Kerfuckered

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.

"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."

by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007

kerfuckery

The random acts of events that end up "fucking" things up in unexplaineable turns of events. Also used when "Sociables" are planning sketchy events of debauchery and shananigans.

The leader of Sociables was planning kerfuckery with Dawn .

by Srehak January 13, 2017

kerplinkerdinker

Any amazing technique whose name you can't pronounce easily; an astounding skill or ability that someone has.

Derives from the English-language dub of the anime "Rurouni Kenshin", in which Lynn Fischer was prone to (understandably) flubbing the pronunciation of Kenshin's sword techniques.

Then he dove at his enemy, and unleashed the....kerplinkerdinker!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

Kerflucked

Meaning totally exhausted. Derived from a combination of knackered & f*cked. (Probably during a bout of severe inebriation!)

Had a mint day/night out, but now I'm kerflucked & ready for my bed!

by QueenNobEd December 30, 2010

Kerplackerd

1. To hold your body as flat as you can against a flat surface.

2. Being slung against a flat surface with centrifugal or gravitational force.

3 Contact with a flat vertical surface to appear as if you are laying on it... in any position... as flat as possible.

I was kerplackerd against the wall hoping they wouldn't see me.

Look at all those people spinning on that amusement ride kerplackered against the wall.

by Existance-0 December 24, 2020