alcarsehole

A person who is otherwise a lovely individual but becomes a complete arsehole every time they drink alcohol.

He's usually a sound guy but he's an alcarsehole so don't invite him to the pub if you don't want your night out ruined.

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

Deprarsed

When you're surrounded by so many arseholes that it's getting you down.

I'm not depressed, I'm deprarsed. If it wasn't for all these arseholes acting like arseholes I'd be perfectly ok.

by QueenNobEd November 13, 2020

spunk-a-dunk

A full on, skillful blow job starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including ejaculation without breaking contact between penis & mouth or even temporarily substituting a hand or sex toy.

My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

Deprarsed

When you're surrounded by so many arseholes that it's getting you down.

I'm not depressed, I'm deprarsed! If it wasn't for all these arseholes acting like arseholes I'd be perfectly ok.

by QueenNobEd November 13, 2020

raminals

Affectionate collective term for your pets.

The dogs have been walked, the rabbit's been cleaned out, cat litter has been changed & they've all been fed & fussed so the raminals are all sorted for now.

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

alcoprick

Someone who behaves like a total prick when they consume even the smallest amount of booze such as alcopops or shandy & cannot hold their drink. Very low tolerance to alcohol of any kind without thinking they're the be all & end all.

"Oi, big-balls, put the blue wkd down & go to bed, you're being an alcoprick again!"

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

Kerflucked

Meaning totally exhausted. Derived from a combination of knackered & f*cked. (Probably during a bout of severe inebriation!)

Had a mint day/night out, but now I'm kerflucked & ready for my bed!

by QueenNobEd December 30, 2010