Skip to main content

kurflunked 

I was kurflunked by the math problem
kurflunked by k;huaersgggsdthstb November 7, 2017
Words you can keep

kurflunked 

To Fail
"Man I really kurflunked my test, I got a 53%"
kurflunked by T39Varstiy November 8, 2017

kurflunked 

Joe:" I got your neck"
Bob:"You sure did buddy"
Joe;"Yep I just kurflunked you!"
kurflunked by T39Varstiy November 8, 2017

Kerplunked 

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.
I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!
Kerplunked by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

kerflunkled 

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.
Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."
kerflunkled by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

kurpluncked

That guy was so kurpluncked last week after the party!
kurpluncked by toddO13579 April 29, 2008

Kirflunkel 

The shit that is emitted from the urethra of a penis after ill-performed anal intercourse.
UGH!I went to piss and I got Kirflunkel all over the toilet seat!
Kirflunkel by 121lovedoctor March 25, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
Next