kurflunked 

To be confused

I was kurflunked by the math problem

kurflunked by k;huaersgggsdthstb November 7, 2017

kurflunked 

To get bamboozled

Joe:" I got your neck"
Bob:"You sure did buddy"
Joe;"Yep I just kurflunked you!"

kurflunked by T39Varstiy November 8, 2017

kurflunked 

To Fail

"Man I really kurflunked my test, I got a 53%"

kurflunked by T39Varstiy November 8, 2017

Kerplunked 

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

Kerplunked by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

kerflunkled 

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

kerflunkled by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

kurpluncked

absolutly totally stoned!

That guy was so kurpluncked last week after the party!

kurpluncked by toddO13579 April 29, 2008

Kirflunkel 

The shit that is emitted from the urethra of a penis after ill-performed anal intercourse.

UGH!I went to piss and I got Kirflunkel all over the toilet seat!

Kirflunkel by 121lovedoctor March 25, 2009