kerfucked 

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

kerfucked by matthew August 28, 2003

kerfucked 

when your brain is all kerfuzzled and all fucked up at the same time

oh shit my brain is all kerfucked right now

kerfucked by suburbian_jesus March 13, 2019

kerouacked 

kerouacked, adj. to act like famous author Jack Kerouac. i.e. drink lots of red wine and get all philosophical.

Dude, have you ever considered the possibility that we are just grains of sand on an infinite beach?
No, and when did you get all kerouacked?

kerouacked by Nate Clements April 5, 2008

kerfuckle 

In a really bad situation and very fucking confused

"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".

kerfuckle by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

Kerfuckalump 

An elephant that fucks things.

OR
A hard fucker.

Ashley: "how was your night with Rob last night?"
Kristin: "AMAZING! A kerfuckalump that one."

Kerfuckalump by DuMbO242 June 30, 2009

kerfuckle 

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

kerfuckle by T.V. John November 6, 2016

Kerfuckered 

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.

"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."

Kerfuckered by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007