matthew's definitions

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

halloweener

SB E-Mail #7
How to make a Strong Bad costume

I'm a bell.

by Matthew September 29, 2003

waggamomma

A Waggamomma has Baby Hands, Baby Feet, Scared of almost everything..just like a little kid. A sweet, beautiful, charming, generous, good-humored, good-natured, heavenly girl named Raquel. Some call her Raquel, some call her Kel, I call her mine.

and waggamomma

I miss and E> my waggamomma.

by matthew January 16, 2005

5150

The name of a 1986 album by Van Halen.

5150 is the greatest album ever to be released.

by matthew September 27, 2004

dude trumpet

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet

by Matthew January 20, 2004

anal-wevage

related to anal and wev basicly a mixture of the two, basicly fliddy purple creatures butt fucking each other

purple playtypus having ses with a butt

by matthew December 24, 2004

slothover

The aftermath of a sugar or caffeine rush from the night before. Signs include headache, rapid memory of past events, and slow movement and reflexes. Comes from hangover and wangover.

"I had like 40 root beers last night and I woke up with a slothover"

by matthew February 14, 2005