matthew's definitions

Necromaniac

An individual whom exhibits a prefential sexual tendancy to exhume corpses for the purposes of rabid, bone shattering,maggot scattering corpse grinding.

*dig dig dig*
*poke poke poke*
Fancy some gay tea?

by MATTHEW January 15, 2005

Highlarious

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.

1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.

by Matthew December 27, 2005

orsomething

When something goes beyond desription, or when the word for it evades you.

That building is so "orsomething"
This food is very "orsomething"

by Matthew April 1, 2005

preppy

Preppyness (yes, a its a word) is not a theme or fad, its a lifestyle, one that has been passed down in well to-do families along the east coast. Primarily these states are Maryland and Massachusetts. In Maryland, the most preppiest cities are; Bethesda, Potomac, and Chevy Chase. The preppies are only considered preppy if they attend the following schools: The Heights School, The Oakcrest School, Holy Child, Visitation, The Landon School, Bullis, Georgetown Prep, and Stone Ridge. Other schools are public and shitty. The guy preppies always wear their collars up, plaid shorts crisply ironed, and their j.crew flip flops. For the girls, their collars are also flipped up, their 8" Abercrombie & Fitch skirts low on the waist (revealing their hip bones)and their designer flip flops. In their hair they usually wear a plaid or striped bow. When traveling, preppies usually drive in the following makes of cars (nothing older than a 1995, seriously now) Mercedes, Land Rover, Jaguar, and of course, Jeep Wrangler. For the weekends, the preppies usually congregate at ones large palatial estate and discuss how great our life and friends are.

That girl isnt wearing her collar up, she must go to public school

by Matthew June 2, 2004

Oranrene

A graphics artist,webmaster,flash animator,comic creator and the owner of ass!

A graphics artist and a comic creator flash.

by Matthew April 4, 2005

Man I'll bring you a cd

1. An annoying pleading of your friend who has no internet.

"Man I'll bring you a cd"

by Matthew July 25, 2003

Pleyuhhh

An evolved version of player or playa. It simply means a person who is damn near the coolest person on earth. There are only very few known pleyuhhh's.

Yo wassa pleyuhhh? You are freakin awesome!

by Matthew November 27, 2004