matthew's definitions

religion

A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.

Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.

by Matthew October 9, 2003

Silvertone

An absolutely amazing band

You know when a song moves you but you don't know why. This one knocks you on your ass and screams the reasons.

by Matthew March 4, 2005

dude trumpet

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet

by Matthew January 20, 2004

l00b3r

Hot, Sexy, and has the biggest e-penis known to man and woman

"WOW, hes a real l00b3r"

by Matthew August 11, 2003

slothover

The aftermath of a sugar or caffeine rush from the night before. Signs include headache, rapid memory of past events, and slow movement and reflexes. Comes from hangover and wangover.

"I had like 40 root beers last night and I woke up with a slothover"

by matthew February 14, 2005

anal-wevage

related to anal and wev basicly a mixture of the two, basicly fliddy purple creatures butt fucking each other

purple playtypus having ses with a butt

by matthew December 24, 2004

douthie

Mr DOuthie is an IT teacher at Mazenod

"Hi Mr Douthie, your my teacher!"
"Thanks matt, I am..."

by Matthew November 17, 2004