matthew's definitions

fuckmook

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

Habbo

The quickest online chatline to get an online mate.

"A/s/l" (Personal details - Age/Sex/Location)

"16/m/Canada"

"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"

"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"

by Matthew May 13, 2005

knai

1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"

hahah... that's funny! knai!... lmao*

by Matthew July 26, 2003

rebellious

Complete badassodousness; Insanely cool; Imperect of rebel

Matt's so rebellious, he totally banged that chick.

Dude look at Chris Zeron, what a rebel, he got to 1st base with a guy, and yet, persists to mock others for being "gay"

by Matthew March 11, 2005

awkbah

1. Someone who is a fucktard.
2. A very unintelligent person who lives life ignorantly


English/Hebrew

Anyone can be one in general...

by Matthew November 16, 2004

roflmbao

rolling on floor laughing my big ass off

boy: bitch
girl: I may be the female but you da bitch
boy: roflmbao

by Matthew December 12, 2003

DILLIGAF

1) Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? - DILLIGAF

Man your such a wanker, DILLIGAF

by Matthew July 15, 2003