kelbert 

Farting into a vagina

Give me a good old kelberting me old tosspot

kelbert by Wardy October 3, 2017

kelbert 

The very platonic ship involving Kel and Herbert.

Kelbert is so real they should meet up irl and go on a date.

kelbert by Herbaba December 1, 2023

kebert xela 

It's what you make Alex Trebek say if you want to send him back to the 5th dimension.

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>

kebert xela by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008

kebert xela 

to do something for laughs when you have nothing else to lose.

Jared Cohen did this on Jeopardy when he was in last place and didnt know the answer in Final Jeopardy.

Frank did so badly on his last exam that he pulled a kebert xela just to get his instructor to laugh.

kebert xela by Kronni January 7, 2008

Kelberly 

The ship name of Kelly and Kimberly❤️

Person 1: Is that Kelly and Kimberly kissing?
Person 2: OMG that’s so KELBERLY

Kelberly by Kelberly Fan April 16, 2019

Kebert 

A "Kebert" is a funny one that often times pulls shanagans without thought and often times doesn't realize the horrible outcome that could occur. Being a "kebert" isn't always a bad thing, often times the "Kebert" can be hilarious and often times be one of enjoyment.

"Don't be such a kebert and put down my phone"

"Kebert, why are you here? Isn't this your 4th DUI"

"Kebert Don't do it!!"

"I love that girl Kebert, she makes me laugh"

Kebert by Pvans November 29, 2007

Kerbert

A very cool guy that will be there when you got toyed by the hoe, and eventually makes you bi-curious and then talk you into your next wife. Funny guy with a funny accent!

Thank you Kerbert, please hold me tighter...

Kerbert by JollyJude June 25, 2021