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DUI is the stupidest thing a human being can do.
by fzck November 15, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Driving under the influence. Most commonly alcohol. Something you shouldn't do but do it anyway until you get caught and goodbye license.
I got a dui and now i owe the court 2800$, have to take classes that cost 1700$, lost my job, got a new low paying job and have to walk to work...
by exdrunk-nowstoner October 23, 2009
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Driving Under the Influence. This is a couple BAC points down from DWI (Driving While Intoxicated). While you probably shouldn't do this,what many people don't remember is the old saying, "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, and you're clear to steer."
Bob: I hear you got busted by the cops again last night.
Al: Yeah, it wasn't that bad, though.
Bob: What, DUI? THAT'S BAD, Al!!
by Al December 02, 2003
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"D"riving "U"nder the "I"nfluence (of drugs such as alchohol)

Also, see Paris Hilton.
A nationwide study says that the most DUIs committed in America are by slutty females with the initials "PH".
by AGaW June 18, 2007
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Driving Under the Influence, pronounced dewey, refers to a person being arrested for driving after consuming alcohol. Generally people with DUIs are not drunk but just over the arbitrary limit of .08 and unlucky enough to get pulled over by a cop. If you get a DUI expect to pay a ton of fines, have your constitutional rights violated, and be treated like a criminal.

DUIs are great ways for cops to meet there quotas and politicians love them too because they bring in a ton of revenue for the state. These laws do little to actually make the public safer.
-hey bob, how was your weekend?

-It sucked, I got a dui. the fuckin pigs pulled me over for a broken tail light. I blew a .10 because I had four beers and now they're taking away my license for 7 months and fining me $5,000. Next time, I going to drink 20 beers because my lawyer says the penalties are the same if I do, I think I should at least get my money's worth.
by ru 2010 March 03, 2011
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