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Kerbert

A very cool guy that will be there when you got toyed by the hoe, and eventually makes you bi-curious and then talk you into your next wife. Funny guy with a funny accent!
Thank you Kerbert, please hold me tighter...
by JollyJude June 25, 2021
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kebert xela

It's what you make Alex Trebek say if you want to send him back to the 5th dimension.
Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>
by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008
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Kerberos

A crude internet act where a woman, usually in a massive multiplayer online video game, posts an encrypted sexual message in a public chat. Usually about her boobs in exchange for in-game money.
General Chat Entrixa: 'i have two large orc stalks in your tangodanjo. Can I have 3 gold?'
General Chat Hundrel: 'dude i think that chick just kerberos'd you.
General Chat Jogfirth: 'anyone have 3gold?'
by IVLeaguescholar March 2, 2011
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kebert xela

to do something for laughs when you have nothing else to lose.

Jared Cohen did this on Jeopardy when he was in last place and didnt know the answer in Final Jeopardy.
Frank did so badly on his last exam that he pulled a kebert xela just to get his instructor to laugh.
by Kronni January 7, 2008
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Kervert

Someone called Kavin who is perverted
Kevin felt my tits, he is such a Kervert
by S.H.Panda October 23, 2010
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Kebert

A "Kebert" is a funny one that often times pulls shanagans without thought and often times doesn't realize the horrible outcome that could occur. Being a "kebert" isn't always a bad thing, often times the "Kebert" can be hilarious and often times be one of enjoyment.
"Don't be such a kebert and put down my phone"

"Kebert, why are you here? Isn't this your 4th DUI"

"Kebert Don't do it!!"

"I love that girl Kebert, she makes me laugh"
by Pvans November 29, 2007
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kerberos

historically:
a 3-headed dog that in Greek mythology guards the entrance to Hades.
The term now is most commonly used to describe an encryption method used to communicate on a network.
Tom: Somehow my kerberos ticket got all f'ed up and was sending the wrong username causing all kinds of chaos.
Fred: I hate everything ever, nothing just works. I quit.
by Eric April 6, 2004
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