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A very cool guy that will be there when you got toyed by the hoe, and eventually makes you bi-curious and then talk you into your next wife. Funny guy with a funny accent!
Thank you Kerbert, please hold me tighter...
Kerbert by JollyJude June 25, 2021
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kebert xela 

It's what you make Alex Trebek say if you want to send him back to the 5th dimension.
Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>
kebert xela by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008
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Kerberos 

A crude internet act where a woman, usually in a massive multiplayer online video game, posts an encrypted sexual message in a public chat. Usually about her boobs in exchange for in-game money.
General Chat Entrixa: 'i have two large orc stalks in your tangodanjo. Can I have 3 gold?'
General Chat Hundrel: 'dude i think that chick just kerberos'd you.
General Chat Jogfirth: 'anyone have 3gold?'
Kerberos by IVLeaguescholar March 2, 2011

kebert xela 

to do something for laughs when you have nothing else to lose.

Jared Cohen did this on Jeopardy when he was in last place and didnt know the answer in Final Jeopardy.
Frank did so badly on his last exam that he pulled a kebert xela just to get his instructor to laugh.
kebert xela by Kronni January 7, 2008
Someone called Kavin who is perverted
Kevin felt my tits, he is such a Kervert
Kervert by S.H.Panda October 23, 2010
A "Kebert" is a funny one that often times pulls shanagans without thought and often times doesn't realize the horrible outcome that could occur. Being a "kebert" isn't always a bad thing, often times the "Kebert" can be hilarious and often times be one of enjoyment.
"Don't be such a kebert and put down my phone"

"Kebert, why are you here? Isn't this your 4th DUI"

"Kebert Don't do it!!"

"I love that girl Kebert, she makes me laugh"
Kebert by Pvans November 29, 2007

kerberos 

historically:
a 3-headed dog that in Greek mythology guards the entrance to Hades.
The term now is most commonly used to describe an encryption method used to communicate on a network.
Tom: Somehow my kerberos ticket got all f'ed up and was sending the wrong username causing all kinds of chaos.
Fred: I hate everything ever, nothing just works. I quit.
kerberos by Eric April 6, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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