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A "Kebert" is a funny one that often times pulls shanagans without thought and often times doesn't realize the horrible outcome that could occur. Being a "kebert" isn't always a bad thing, often times the "Kebert" can be hilarious and often times be one of enjoyment.
"Don't be such a kebert and put down my phone"

"Kebert, why are you here? Isn't this your 4th DUI"

"Kebert Don't do it!!"

"I love that girl Kebert, she makes me laugh"
Kebert by Pvans November 29, 2007
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Some weird mf that most likely is short. He likes pot for sure and tries to exceed in many things. Overall not a bad friend but will take your money and not repay you.
Kebert: lemme get $5 I’ll pay you back
John: igh
1 month later
Still hasn’t relayed him
Kebert by Diyanxa July 27, 2019
Related Words

kebert xela 

It's what you make Alex Trebek say if you want to send him back to the 5th dimension.
Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>
kebert xela by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008

kebert xela 

to do something for laughs when you have nothing else to lose.

Jared Cohen did this on Jeopardy when he was in last place and didnt know the answer in Final Jeopardy.
Frank did so badly on his last exam that he pulled a kebert xela just to get his instructor to laugh.
kebert xela by Kronni January 7, 2008

Keerthisinghe 

A Sri Lankan commonly used word to identify a man who tries hard to get girls by the act of rubing their dicks on girls but however is never sucessful in the attempt. These men is also commonly known to pretend to have lot of girlfriends or crushes to the public.
Keerthisinghe you pervert...... what the heck are you doing rubbing your dick on me. I have always hated you you fuck.....
Keerthisinghe by Devinodevino February 20, 2017

Keertuphilia 

also nicknamed reverse pedophilia It is an unclassified disorder where the prepubercent child experiences a primary or exclusive attraction to an adult. Keertuphilic children develop sexual fantasies and desires to adults and attempt to engage in sexual acts with them.
Keertana seems to have Keertuphilia... i saw her rubbing herself against that poster of a man from a boy band the other day.
Keertuphilia by adeno-nine January 14, 2022

Keerthana 

Keerthana is an Indian Hindu name. It means "Hymn sung in the praise of God". This name is generally used as a name in South India.It is a simpler form of musical composition. words are given more importance than the musical content.
Hey why don't you sing a Keerthana for me?
Keerthana by Kiki08 February 15, 2009
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