An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.

"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

Eugene Kanning by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009

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Karening

Verb. To be acting like a Karen.

“Am I Karening right now?”
”You were Karening pretty hard.”

If we’re all Karening each other we will never get along. Nobody’s perfect, we all fall short. Be cool. Give the benefit of the doubt - and catch yourself from Karening. We’re all in this together.

Karening by ThisAintHim June 4, 2020

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Karansing

The act of viciously crunching ones genitals.

He is karansing my genitals!

Karansing by Karanser February 2, 2022

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Karening on

Aggressively and obnoxiously expressing your opinion and/or rights, especially when it's neither necessary nor justified.

I was in the supermarket when I saw a middle-aged lady karening on about her medical exemption

I saw a woman karening on about her "medical exemption" at Castco today.

Karening on by Cat food for birds March 27, 2021

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krunning

Krunning: an ironic portmanteau of the Dunning-Kruger effect, to describe dumb people who think they're really smart.

Example: That krunning man dropped out of high school to become a beatboxer, but thinks he knows more than doctors about microbiology.

krunning by krunningman December 22, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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