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Karoning 

When something or someone is expected to show up but then does not.
The girl told her boyfriend she might be pregnant by saying, "honey, my period is karoning"
Karoning by Sharkfin October 19, 2013

Eugene Kanning 

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

Karening 

Verb. To be acting like a Karen.

“Am I Karening right now?”
”You were Karening pretty hard.”
If we’re all Karening each other we will never get along. Nobody’s perfect, we all fall short. Be cool. Give the benefit of the doubt - and catch yourself from Karening. We’re all in this together.
Karening by ThisAintHim June 4, 2020

Karansing 

The act of viciously crunching ones genitals.
He is karansing my genitals!
Karansing by Karanser February 2, 2022

Karening on 

Aggressively and obnoxiously expressing your opinion and/or rights, especially when it's neither necessary nor justified.
I was in the supermarket when I saw a middle-aged lady karening on about her medical exemption

I saw a woman karening on about her "medical exemption" at Castco today.

krunning 

Krunning: an ironic portmanteau of the Dunning-Kruger effect, to describe dumb people who think they're really smart.
Example: That krunning man dropped out of high school to become a beatboxer, but thinks he knows more than doctors about microbiology.
krunning by krunningman December 22, 2020