An extreme activity that involves at least three
sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton,
the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.
It is illegal in the United States of
America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy
Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday
School."
"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate
dust."