An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as
extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.
It is illegal in the
United States of America, because it has caused acute
testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a
chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large
Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in
Sunday School."
"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."