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kayanking 

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the act of masterbating while in a kayak or canoe
We were on the kayak in the river and i turned around to see Bob kayanking.
kayanking by kayanker October 30, 2010

Karynning 

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Constantly changing songs on your playlist mid song.
Stop karynning I was singing to that song!
Karynning by Kaieeky1 March 23, 2019

Eugene Kanning 

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An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

Karansing 

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The act of viciously crunching ones genitals.
He is karansing my genitals!
Karansing by Karanser February 2, 2022

Kaganing 

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an emotional or socio-political frenzy or trancelike state, originally one involving the mystic self-transcendence of being or relating to Elena Kagan.
Did you see Amanda's curveball at last week's softball game? She was totally Kaganing.
Kaganing by sonia sotomayor October 8, 2018

Kaganing 

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When two bisexual women are in a relationship and one of them has sex with a man, especially a well-endowed one, while the other is not around. Later the other woman eats her out, sometimes to soothe the pain. Named for Elena Kagan, a Supreme Court Justice who has both had lesbian rumors and been linked to Thurgood Marshall.
I was so honored to be Kaganing her after her wild night out.
Kaganing by Silent Mage July 12, 2023
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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