An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.

"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

Eugene Kanning by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009

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Karansing

The act of viciously crunching ones genitals.

He is karansing my genitals!

Karansing by Karanser February 2, 2022

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Kaganing

an emotional or socio-political frenzy or trancelike state, originally one involving the mystic self-transcendence of being or relating to Elena Kagan.

Did you see Amanda's curveball at last week's softball game? She was totally Kaganing.

Kaganing by sonia sotomayor October 8, 2018

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Kaganing

When two bisexual women are in a relationship and one of them has sex with a man, especially a well-endowed one, while the other is not around. Later the other woman eats her out, sometimes to soothe the pain. Named for Elena Kagan, a Supreme Court Justice who has both had lesbian rumors and been linked to Thurgood Marshall.

I was so honored to be Kaganing her after her wild night out.

Kaganing by Silent Mage July 12, 2023

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