Microbiology

The study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to Hugh laurie's from house. Getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.

As in, "microbiology is too hard, i'm gonna switch to biology. Damn! biology is to hard too. I guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone."

That guy I slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. His cock was so big, he must have been a microbiologist

Microbiology by jim townsend February 4, 2010

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Microbiology

The study of your pp

Damn, I can't believe there's a study named after your pp. It's called Microbiology.

Microbiology by PiersNivan October 6, 2019

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Microbiology

The study of bacteria and shit. Biology that sucks.

I have to go to microbiology today. It sucks.

Microbiology by Kellie Jo February 11, 2009

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Recreational Microbiology

Fermenting alcohol

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt.

My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.

Recreational Microbiology by cowboyup1876 September 26, 2010

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Microbiologist

A microbiologist is a respectable drunk who is capable of extreme violence and can drink a geologist under the table if they so choose to do so. They study the most helpful and the most dangerous creatures in the world. THE ONES YOU CANNOT SEE! They manipulate them into frankenstein like creatures which do our bidding (such as making beer and cheese)(and antrax) and protect you from the evils of disease and the discomfort of the common cold. In short they are the first line of defense in the war against 99.99% of bacteria. Collectively they come equipped with a stick up their arses... but on an individual basis they are drunken comrads up for a giggle. their lust for drink is only rivaled by their wanton desires.

But be warned, never annoy one as they can make your death look like a bad case of food poisoning...

Microbiologist's are the ultimate steaking team!!!,

Microbiologist by Microfantastic November 8, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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