Skip to main content

Kerflumpulous 

How one feels after realising the neologism they thought they'd created is in fact already in existence.

Coined by James Kotecki on his Emergency Cheese blog
I thought i'd made up the word "Frand" but it already exists. Don't I feel kerflumpulous.
Kerflumpulous by MelvinW May 27, 2009

Kerfluffle 

noun. a disturbance or hubbub; a small scale disturbance. an upsetting event
Due to yesterday's kerfluffle, I will be leaving the community.
Kerfluffle by taylor November 22, 2004

kerflavin 

A nonsensical word used to show interest in making a fresh batch of oatmeal.
If you're happy and you know it say kerflavin!

Kerflinkle 

When you get hurt really bad and you get hurt in the same spot.
Ouch! I got a big scratch when I was riding my bike, and the Noah the bully had to kick me in the same spot I just got kerflinkled!
Kerflinkle by Montague_Sun October 16, 2021

Kirfloink 

Kirfloink: Used in position of sex, also can be in place of fuck.
I kirfloinked Tomics mother.
I'm going to Kirfloink her.
Kirfloink by Roid pusher May 25, 2006

kerflummoxed 

Having never been the sharpest tool in the shed, I wonder about many things. Like how a cloud can weigh as much as a herd of elephants and not fall down. I am kerflummoxed.
kerflummoxed by Abigail Leigh July 24, 2006