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Kerflumpulous 

How one feels after realising the neologism they thought they'd created is in fact already in existence.

Coined by James Kotecki on his Emergency Cheese blog
I thought i'd made up the word "Frand" but it already exists. Don't I feel kerflumpulous.
Kerflumpulous by MelvinW May 27, 2009

Kerfluffle 

noun. a disturbance or hubbub; a small scale disturbance. an upsetting event
Due to yesterday's kerfluffle, I will be leaving the community.
Kerfluffle by taylor November 22, 2004

kerflavin 

A nonsensical word used to show interest in making a fresh batch of oatmeal.
If you're happy and you know it say kerflavin!

Kerflinkle 

When you get hurt really bad and you get hurt in the same spot.
Ouch! I got a big scratch when I was riding my bike, and the Noah the bully had to kick me in the same spot I just got kerflinkled!
Kerflinkle by Montague_Sun October 16, 2021

Kirfloink 

Kirfloink: Used in position of sex, also can be in place of fuck.

I kirfloinked Tomics mother.
I'm going to Kirfloink her.
Kirfloink by Roid pusher May 25, 2006

kerflummoxed 

Having never been the sharpest tool in the shed, I wonder about many things. Like how a cloud can weigh as much as a herd of elephants and not fall down. I am kerflummoxed.
kerflummoxed by Abigail Leigh July 24, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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