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bewildered

adj. Amazed that one is so lucky in one's relationships; lucky enough to be dating an incredible girl.
(Often used in reference to Jennie.)
I am one bewildered boyfriend.
by I think you know who... August 18, 2004
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Bewildered

You seem bewildered
by Joeford June 6, 2018
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Bewildered Masses

Originating from Walter Lippman's commentating on mass culture, the 'bewildered herd' is the masses that are tamed through propaganda and mass media in order that the machine of democracy is kept properly oiled.

The bewildered masses must be subdued, tamed, and injected with the popular opinion of the upper class of politicians, heads of corporations, and all others belonging to the elite class of intellectuals and wealthy, in order to govern a nation and circumvent any defect in democracy.
The single function of the bewildered masses is to be spectators, not participants, in a democratic nation.
The bewildered masses give their power to a benevolent overlord who makes decisions (apparently) for the good of them all.
by chjangounchained October 19, 2016
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bewildered cock

Before recieving oral sex, one slightly bobs the penis up and down under the givers chin only to "Bewilder" the partner in the act.
Brandon, instead of giving me the pleasure of recieving the bewildered cock, please let me suck on it.
by Sean O August 23, 2006
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butthurt and bewildered

Someone who is offended and shocked at something someone says or the outcome of a situation. butthurt, bewildered, offended, shocked, outraged, frustrated, caught off guard, blindsided, angry
I can't believe that John was so butthurt and bewildered that his girlfriend left him when he cheated on her.
by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016
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Bewildergust

A combination of bewilderment and disgust, best communicated via a surprised, confused, and mildly horrified facial expression.
He looked at her in bewildergust, not sure he'd heard her correctly... "You did what??"
by mleap February 8, 2010
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Bewilderment Chair

Made popular by Lee Evans, it is the chair/bench that if found generally next to changing rooms in clothes shops. Men are placed here to wait for their wives/girlfriends/lady friends, usually with a bewildered look on their face as they take in their surroundings.
"Ha look at him on the bewilderment chair! He don't know nothing!"

"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"
by 1234567Kate February 15, 2010
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