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kirfloink 

Kirfloink, used in place of sex.
Kirfloink is a verb, used for action.
Jared just got Kirfloinked !
I love kirfloink.
Wana Kirfloink?

Pronunciation
Ker-Floynk
kirfloink by Roid pusher May 23, 2006
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kirfloink 

Kirfloink, used in place of sex.
Kirfloink is a verb, used for action.
Jared just got Kirfloinked !
I love kirfloink.
Wana Kirfloink?

Pronunciation
Ker-Floynk
kirfloink by Roid pusher May 23, 2006

kirfloink 

Replaces the definition Sex
- Jared will never get Kirfloinked
- Jared Kirfloinkes his mom as well as his dog (which This kirfloink action led to an immense amount of herpies),and of coarse Kirfloinking himself.

Kerflinkle 

When you get hurt really bad and you get hurt in the same spot.
Ouch! I got a big scratch when I was riding my bike, and the Noah the bully had to kick me in the same spot I just got kerflinkled!
Kerflinkle by Montague_Sun October 16, 2021

Kirflunkel 

The shit that is emitted from the urethra of a penis after ill-performed anal intercourse.
UGH!I went to piss and I got Kirflunkel all over the toilet seat!
Kirflunkel by 121lovedoctor March 25, 2009

Kerfloinked 

To mess up or to point out something that's messed up.
"Aw man, I kerfloinked that test." Or "what the fuck dude, that's kerfloinked."
Kerfloinked by Creamandsuagrpls June 18, 2024
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