baffled 

When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).

Man, you just conbaffled me.

baffled by Codecold January 20, 2008

Baffled 

To be hit with wiffle bats

Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.

Baffled by Bigginsworth December 18, 2012

baffled 

when ur surprised

julian: lora was talking bout you to me .
me: whattt im baffled , i thought we was friends .

baffled by goofytigerr June 1, 2019

Baffled 

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

Baffled by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

baffled 

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

baffled by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

baffled 

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

baffled by ray limon December 12, 2007

BAFFLED 

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

BAFFLED by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017