kerflavin

A nonsensical word used to show interest in making a fresh batch of oatmeal.

If you're happy and you know it say kerflavin!

by Alejandro Gamarnick May 7, 2007

Kerflinkle

When you get hurt really bad and you get hurt in the same spot.

Ouch! I got a big scratch when I was riding my bike, and the Noah the bully had to kick me in the same spot I just got kerflinkled!

by Montague_Sun October 16, 2021

Kerflatic

When your sock is on crooked.

Person 1: "Gosh my sock is crooked!"
Person 2: "Dude it's so kerflatic!!"

by Fottslut August 14, 2017

kerflailing

A portmanteau of Kermit Flailing , imagine Kermit The Frog flailing his arms in frustration.

(verb) Being frustrated with a situation or thing that should be easy but is confoundingly difficult. This occurs when working with computers or technology, some more than others.

(adjective) The situation or thing which which causes undue difficulty for a task that should be simple.

I wish I didn't spend some much time kerflaling because of this Sharepoint site.
Why won't this kerflailing printer print! Do your job!

by Calcumore May 17, 2018

kerflebinflorbin

a word that is a nicer way of saying your a faggot

wow that guys such a kerflebinflorbin

by zoltra December 12, 2016

Kerflagious

A word that means nothing but also everything at the same time

That outfit looks kerflagious..

That words kerflagious.

by Choccyegg December 3, 2017

Keflavik Surprise

Whilst visiting Iceland with a friend, you pick up a girl from a third country and Eiffel Tower her across the gap in the tectonic plates. One guy stands on the North American plate while the second stands on the Eurasian plate.

At the end of a great night of drinking at the Cafe Petite, we gave that French chick a Keflavik Surprise!

by Stumpy Frank September 28, 2023