Justinify
Justinify by FatRollz123 December 2, 2018
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justining
1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block
4.) Making out with really ugly girls
5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block
4.) Making out with really ugly girls
5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state
Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.
I've been justining so often I think I have mono.
Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.
I've been justining so often I think I have mono.
Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!
justining by meowtown23 October 20, 2014
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Justinify • Justinfy • Justinification • Justify • Justining • Justinian • Justiney • Justinfied • JustinFlation • Justinitis
Justiniana
Babe, one of a kind. Smart, funny, helpful and always there for you. Also quite adventurous but can also be quite shy.
Friend1: DUDE look at this new chick. She's a babe! Should I talk to her?
Friend2: Nahh bro, you'll scare her off.
Friend1: what's her name?!
Friend2: Justiniana
Friend1: should of known
Friend2: Nahh bro, you'll scare her off.
Friend1: what's her name?!
Friend2: Justiniana
Friend1: should of known
Justiniana by SaltyAF<3 September 12, 2016
JustinFlation
When a politician or government doesn't think about monetary policy; and or believes the budget will balance itself.
JustinFlation is out of control- it cost $20.50 not 15$ for a handjob yesterday! Reach around extra now!
JustinFlation by **@. December 9, 2021
Justinky
the perfect nickname for someone named Justin or Justine who has an incredible odor to them. Stinky is basically already embedded in their name. They reek of rotten cauliflower and tend to have 3-4 STDs
"Wow, Justinky smells even worse today"
"I know dude, she bathed in raw fish oil and sprayed some dead moose deodorant on"
"I know dude, she bathed in raw fish oil and sprayed some dead moose deodorant on"
Justinky by catlover932 January 30, 2009
justinkayitis
the condition in which a person has incredibly random urges to go the beach at least two times a day.
this will tend to happen at night.
this will tend to happen at night.
person 1: "i love pickles on my sub"
person 2: "fuck i need to go get some salty water on my balls"
person 1: "my friend, you have justinkayitis"
person 2: "fuck i need to go get some salty water on my balls"
person 1: "my friend, you have justinkayitis"
justinkayitis by thepost07 January 21, 2010
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