The ability to be a total swine/moron/idiot/liar and then when discovered to whine/moan/complain and make out that its everyones problem and fault but not yours.

"My God, I cannot believe it- first he sleeps with his sister while she was passed out- and then he did a total Justify on the situation!"

"I know I stole it, but it wasn't my fault- let me Justify!"

Justify by Vezy July 5, 2008

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justify

a cool awesome amazing handsome exquisite amazing epic fine fancy dandy attractive gentleman. justify has 4 wives, billionaire, ceo of 8 companies with 20 headquarters worldwide, well respected all around the world, and an excellent gentleman overall. cower in his presence

justify is a cool guy

justify by justifyman August 29, 2023

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Justify

(In typography terms) To adjust the spacing of words and letters in a line of text so that both the left and right margins are straight.

Please justify the text in this paragraph.

Justify by Random Human on Earth May 29, 2025

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Justify, argue, defend, or explain

(To be abbreviated j.a.d.e): four things you never do in front of people who a) don't care about you or b) who are toxic.

Trying to justify, argue, defend, or explain 🤔 to a Democrat why you like either Trump or Reagan?.... youre just wasting your time

Justify, argue, defend, or explain by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2026

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Justificationology

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.

Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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