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The act of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau trying to JUSTIFY his harmful policies by declaring a Woke Climate Crisis!

"Cancel all oil and gas pipelines in Canada because the Earth is going to melt because of human interaction with it! It got .00001° warmer last decade FTLOG!" THIS is the Justifying / Justinfying / Justinfication of idiocracy!

Justinfy by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 7, 2023

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JustinFlation

When a politician or government doesn't think about monetary policy; and or believes the budget will balance itself.

JustinFlation is out of control- it cost $20.50 not 15$ for a handjob yesterday! Reach around extra now!

JustinFlation by **@. December 9, 2021

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Justinky

the perfect nickname for someone named Justin or Justine who has an incredible odor to them. Stinky is basically already embedded in their name. They reek of rotten cauliflower and tend to have 3-4 STDs

"Wow, Justinky smells even worse today"

"I know dude, she bathed in raw fish oil and sprayed some dead moose deodorant on"

Justinky by catlover932 January 30, 2009

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Justinflation

A misrepresentation of inflation as an real\ increase in investment. Typically told by politicians, such as Justin Trudeau.

Did the Liberal party increase defense spending or is that justinflation?
Has median houseshold income really improved over the last 3 years, or is that justinflation?

Justinflation by John A Mac April 13, 2022

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Justifying Bullshit

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.

John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!

Justifying Bullshit by JT.Peters April 5, 2010

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Justify

To be vindicated for a wrong done to you.

John got justified when Bill went lost his dog.
Justified is a past tense of Justify.

Justify by Smitty134 September 17, 2010

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Justinfied

Justinfied is when you feel justified in liking Justin Bieber because he has more skill and talent before the age of 18 than you'll ever have in your whole jealous life.

His latest concert makes me feel even more Justinfied.

Justinfied by Justinfied December 7, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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