Justinfy

The act of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau trying to JUSTIFY his harmful policies by declaring a Woke Climate Crisis!

"Cancel all oil and gas pipelines in Canada because the Earth is going to melt because of human interaction with it! It got .00001° warmer last decade FTLOG!" THIS is the Justifying / Justinfying / Justinfication of idiocracy!

Justinfy by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 7, 2023

JustinFlation

When a politician or government doesn't think about monetary policy; and or believes the budget will balance itself.

JustinFlation is out of control- it cost $20.50 not 15$ for a handjob yesterday! Reach around extra now!

JustinFlation by **@. December 9, 2021

Justinky  

the perfect nickname for someone named Justin or Justine who has an incredible odor to them. Stinky is basically already embedded in their name. They reek of rotten cauliflower and tend to have 3-4 STDs

"Wow, Justinky smells even worse today"

"I know dude, she bathed in raw fish oil and sprayed some dead moose deodorant on"

Justinky by catlover932 January 30, 2009

Justinflation

A misrepresentation of inflation as an real\ increase in investment. Typically told by politicians, such as Justin Trudeau.

Did the Liberal party increase defense spending or is that justinflation?
Has median houseshold income really improved over the last 3 years, or is that justinflation?

Justinflation by John A Mac April 13, 2022

Justifying Bullshit 

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.

John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!

Justifying Bullshit by JT.Peters April 5, 2010

Justify 

To be vindicated for a wrong done to you.

John got justified when Bill went lost his dog.
Justified is a past tense of Justify.

Justify by Smitty134 September 17, 2010

Justinfied 

Justinfied is when you feel justified in liking Justin Bieber because he has more skill and talent before the age of 18 than you'll ever have in your whole jealous life.

His latest concert makes me feel even more Justinfied.

Justinfied by Justinfied December 7, 2010