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Justinitis 

The disease where you find ugly women attractive repeatedly.
Who is that ugly chick that bob is with? I dont know, but he definatly has justinitis
Justinitis by Mc Sexymofo October 14, 2010
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Justinitis 

When you make an illness or injury or just about any excuse to leave work early.
"habibi had Justinitis today"
Justinitis by glitterbottom January 8, 2021

rustinitis

An incurable disease you may get from sucking on rusty's dong. Can only get from a rusty. Symptoms include awesomeness, pervertedNess, being an asshole. Homosexual tendencies are common don't go to the doctors just bend over and take it, or bend someone over and stick it in.
You must have rustinitis, you got Krusty rustys in your ass.
rustinitis by Hugsndrugs August 5, 2017

Pustinitis

When you always puss out on going out with your friends.
“This bitch got pustinitis and won’t go out wit her friends
“Lisa has pustinitis and won’t come out with her friends

Justinification 

Noun. The act of an adult justifying why they listen to/enjoy Justin Bieber's music.

Similar to how people make up excuses for liking Twilight or Harry Styles
"Wow. I really like Justin Bieber's new song. I mean, I don't have a creepy obsession or anything, but it just speaks to me. I'm not even a fan..."

"Dude. You don't need to give Justinification. It's okay if you like his music. No one cares."

Justinitus 

the yearning for a god run in the LEGO Star Wars the complete saga speedrun
Gingerlegendlive has Justinitus in how he has many good runs but yearns to get on a god run
Justinitus by superspytex September 24, 2020

justinaisswag 

someone who is very mean and salty. she is bitter but can be sweet. she's like a strawberry in the morning darkness. she's a flower abloom and alighted with the sky. she's a bumble bee in the rain on a cloudy day. she's your not-so-avergage gal.
justinaisswag is like a cold sore on your foot. she can be annoying but she grows on you. and you begin to love her.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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