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Jussified 

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.
I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.
Jussified by Sephya February 21, 2019
Related Words
Jussef • jusef • Jusseth • Jessefer • Jossef • joussef • juseff • Jussel • Jussell • Jusser

Sloppy Jussepy 

Sloppy Jussepy refers to a tall man who is known as Jussepy who gives nice great head
- Ayo? Have u seen Jussepy

I think you mean "sloppy jussepy" , he's really the throat goat man
Sloppy Jussepy by Matthew52143 October 13, 2021
Jusef is a naugthy boy Who is great in the bedroom And can pull any girl
Nathan:He must of Been a naugthy Jusef today

Holly:Yes He was a naugthy jusef
jusef by Holly is senpai September 13, 2017
Jussify

Any act, series of acts, or combination of acts used to validate oneself; or attempt to validate or make a point, through fabricated, contrived, or otherwise artificial means. To self-injure, or purposely be injured, by oneself or others with intent to blame a third party for fame, reward, and/or political motivation.
That idiot completely jussified that situation because he couldn’t get what he wanted by working hard and staying honest.

Milli Vanilli are the poster children for celebrities who Jussify themselves rather than becoming performers with integrity.
Jussify by Loose Mortar February 21, 2019

Jessefer 

Hillbilly slang for combining the words "Jesse" and "for"

It is also the name of a kick ass Hard Rock Band
Why did you kill jessefer?
Jessefer by Ryan Goat cheese March 16, 2007
A guy who will love you even if you dont want to be loved, call you beautiful everyday even if you dont want him too, A guy who will be there forever to help you and last but not least he will give you head when you want it
Me- Im so ugly
Jusser- your beautiful and ill give you head so u can tell all your friends you got it before them
Jusser by yoloeveyday January 10, 2015
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