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A guy who will love you even if you dont want to be loved, call you beautiful everyday even if you dont want him too, A guy who will be there forever to help you and last but not least he will give you head when you want it
Me- Im so ugly
Jusser- your beautiful and ill give you head so u can tell all your friends you got it before them
Jusser by yoloeveyday January 10, 2015
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1) verb - To unscrupulously obtain, possess, or gain materials, goods, services, or possessions. An unconscionable action that oppresses, suppresses, or takes advantage of an individual or an individual's situation for one's own personal gain. Also colloquially known as 'to screw someone over'.

2) verb – To wait until the very end to charge group lunches with a credit card, and take all the cash that has been placed by others for the bill. The 'justering' occurs twofold; first, there is usually extra cash in the form of change or overpayment, since many people typically only have $20 bills. The 'juster' keeps this extra change. Second, the 'juster' accumulates airline mile points so that he/she (mostly a 'he') can fly to New York, free of charge.

3) adj – the bastion of inefficiency; governmental, bureaucratic effectiveness.

4) noun – A person who hordes virtual or physical possessions; this type of person may use work server space to store MP3 song files, or stock his filing cabinet up with food once the Costco shipment arrives. Many times, this may come in the form of 'freeloading'.

5) noun - an individual who cuts peanut butter sandwiches into 4 triangles, and sprinkles baked goods (such as chips or pretzels) around the plate as garnish.
1) We were playing Settlers of Catan. When you moved the robber on my land, you JUSTERED me!

2) I put in a $20 for my $12 meal, but didn't get any change back. Dangit, I got JUSTERED!

3) What a JUSTER…he wrote 3 VLASYS scripts for each URL, when he only needed to write a D-Get line!!

4) Where did all the Snapple and Snickers bars go? Aw…JUSTER took them!

5) What a JUSTER meal…PBJ and pretzels again?!
juster by lamerrr February 19, 2009
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A guy who drinks a lot to the point were he wobbles.

He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.

He's Awesome

He's also a ladies man!
Did you see how drunk Jesser was last night?
Jesser by KKBIRD March 10, 2011

jesserbation 

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure
damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

Justerface 

The opposite of a butterface. A person who's only attractive feature is their face.
She's got a cute pic on her profile, but I met her in person and she's a total justerface.
Justerface by Trak3r January 14, 2009

Justerbation

This is a masterbation act performed by people called Justin, first discovered on 10/02/2016 when a guy by the name of Justin dislocated his shoulder by performing such an act it caused serious injury which resulted in him having to work from home for a whole week.
Justin isn't in the office today, he's had a major weekend of justerbation
Justerbation by rhodzy September 21, 2016

JESSERUTHERFORDsexual 

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.
they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual
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