Jussified

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.

I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.

by Sephya February 21, 2019

jussied

When America is so great, you have to pay to get oppressed.

Damn bro, I'm running low on victim mentality. Maybe we should get jussied.

by Rustynutzz February 17, 2019

pussified

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.

Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.

by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021

Jussied

Unwittingly making any situation worse by constant, unintelligent and ever-changing lies.

He could have avoided the situation by keeping his mouth shut but he jussied it.

by mensrightsactivist February 21, 2019

pussified

Having the characteristics of a pussy; soft, timid, cowardly or effeminate.

Why that dude act pussified everytime he's around that chick? She's only using him.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 21, 2006

justified scenester

- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably

"damn, she's a justified scenester"

by y0o0o0o0o0o0o August 8, 2009

Justified Ass Whooping

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).

Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

by Mr.MakeYoAssLookStupid April 22, 2014