8 definitions by Loose Mortar
To knowingly and manipulatively persuade one or more stoners to purchase food that could be construed as more than the excessive amount they already ordered.
Yo dude, that concession guy totally committed Stoner Abuse on us; we got Cherry Cokes, a large popcorn, two hot dogs each, Milk Duds, and Raisinets, and that dude tried selling us soft pretzels after we said we were done.
by Loose Mortar June 14, 2011
Jussify
Any act, series of acts, or combination of acts used to validate oneself; or attempt to validate or make a point, through fabricated, contrived, or otherwise artificial means. To self-injure, or purposely be injured, by oneself or others with intent to blame a third party for fame, reward, and/or political motivation.
Any act, series of acts, or combination of acts used to validate oneself; or attempt to validate or make a point, through fabricated, contrived, or otherwise artificial means. To self-injure, or purposely be injured, by oneself or others with intent to blame a third party for fame, reward, and/or political motivation.
That idiot completely jussified that situation because he couldn’t get what he wanted by working hard and staying honest.
Milli Vanilli are the poster children for celebrities who Jussify themselves rather than becoming performers with integrity.
Milli Vanilli are the poster children for celebrities who Jussify themselves rather than becoming performers with integrity.
by Loose Mortar February 21, 2019
by Loose Mortar March 8, 2011
In poker, one who folds their cards prematurely, with a likely or guaranteed winning hand; also, one who fails to fold an absurdly poor hand resulting in multiple additional wasted bets.
by Loose Mortar June 11, 2011
Did you see that TikTok of the Kevin whining to the bartender about putting much tequila in his drink? SMH!
by Loose Mortar June 28, 2021
The early observational, situational, and circumstantial analysis of various “tipping points.” Identifying trends in goods, services, styles, and behaviors prior to notable increases or decreases in usage; simply through observing them with your own eyes and/or anecdotal evidence shared by other people who are not associated with media or other analytical professionals.
I knew anecdotalytically that the price of those Jordans were gonna blow up, I saw 16 people wearing them on Melrose last week.
by Loose Mortar May 13, 2022
A high-anxiety condition of split loyalties that exists when your favorite team is playing against players you need to win your fantasy game. Also occurs when you are in multiple leagues where one or more of your players can benefit you in one league and hurt you in another.
In rare, but specific cases, this third definition may be applied: Occurs when two or more flavors of Fanta are available, bringing great conflict to one’s decision making ability.
In rare, but specific cases, this third definition may be applied: Occurs when two or more flavors of Fanta are available, bringing great conflict to one’s decision making ability.
“Ugh, I have total fantaphrenia! I need 35 points from Antonio Brown to win this week, but he’s playing against MY Patriots!” Or, “I’ve got fantaphrenia bad this week, if Ebron scores here, I win in my first league this week, but opponent in my other league will beat me’”
“Dude, the soda machine had Fanta Orange, Grape, and Strawberry! I froze up in complete Fantaphrenia and just stood there for like five minutes, then finally chose Grape.”
“Dude, the soda machine had Fanta Orange, Grape, and Strawberry! I froze up in complete Fantaphrenia and just stood there for like five minutes, then finally chose Grape.”
by Loose Mortar December 18, 2018