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Jossef is a sexy African guy its mean all the girls like him and will have with him also Jossef have a great penis that's why some people say "You penis is a Jossef"
"I got a Jossef in my pants"
Jossef by O.L. Johnson January 5, 2017
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Josefine 

amazing

shy
funniest
insecure
beatiful
caring
gifts
friends
Josefine is the most amazing person you'll ever meet and she will always be there for you when you need her the most. Josefine can be really shy at first but once you get to know her you'll never want to lose her. The men would never miss a chance on taking her on a date and she almost always say yes to explore life. She is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and you will never have a boring moment once you get to know her. She is problably very insecure about her looks but is actually super beatiful and hot in bed. She is also very caring about her loved ones and will always call and check in on you to see that you're okay if she hasn't heard from you in awhile. Josefine is problably known for giving the best gifts, she most likely always tries to personalize the gifts to her friends and put alot of effort and love into them.

Josefine can be very scared to lose friends and she always asks herself if her closests friends around her loves her truley. She is not afraid to tell her friends and family how she's feeling. She also has a ting with words because there she can express herself without having to talk to new people and letting her shy part take over.
Josefine by ISITLN June 23, 2020
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Josefina 

The prettiest girl even if she dosen’t believe it. Smart, Talented, amazing and funny. Her smile will always make u smile. She is a great bsf. Josefina is the type of bsf u never want to lose or you’ll regret it. Great personality.
“Wow I wish I had a Josefina
Josefina by BITCH83737 November 21, 2018
Shes a girl with so much dream and passion, knows how to understands peoples around with her. She's a secret keeper, an introvert but she's funny sometimes. She's a bit clumsy but loves to sing. But when it comes to love, shes definitely not one of the kind , she can love you unconditionally, so serious and loyal. Josefa is a sensitive person but kind. She love to pretend things are ok and fine. Her beauty is unique but she don't have much confidence to show it off. She's value her family and friends. Josefa is good at painting and drawing. She's rare so keep her!
Josefa
Josefa by Seffxseff June 9, 2021

Josselyn 

Josselyn is the meaning of a beautiful strong independent woman who can make her own decisions and doesn't depend on no one she's also very carrying about someone when it comes to helping others it's one of her strengths one of her weaknesses is to hear someone who's down or upset josselyn can be a very outgoing person if you did deep into her emotions and actually hear her out she can actually be annoyed by what you say if you say incorrectly she can have a warm heart when it comes to her feelings she's a tall brown hair and brown eyes she can forget about things easily and forgive easily she can also be feisty when she has to be and can make you laugh when you're down or mad
Josselyn your so sweet.
Josselyn by DIANA177 November 17, 2018
Someone who is crazy and fun to be around with. She likes singing and making new friends. She can look stern sometimes but she can be very nice once you meet her.
"Hey look that's josefa! She really nice and friendly"
Josefa by nytelyte69 March 1, 2019

Josef Fritzl 

>Man no one has the capability to keep a good modest dungeon these days.
>Bro you're forgetting about Mr. Josef Fritzl
Josef Fritzl by Juttttttttter March 22, 2009
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