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A guy with horrible teeth and a huge dick
hey that guy looks like he's packing, maybe he's a juseff
juseff by blyatman143 June 7, 2021
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Jusef is a naugthy boy Who is great in the bedroom And can pull any girl
Nathan:He must of Been a naugthy Jusef today

Holly:Yes He was a naugthy jusef
jusef by Holly is senpai September 13, 2017
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Joseff is a great person he is the best he is great at most sport espesially Rygbu he is a great boy who you can't stop thinking of and he will back you up any time because he is very strong
Joseff = Good with girls
Joseff by AllThisIsTrue November 2, 2018
Jusef is a very mean boy but know's how to handle bad situasjons. He is not as good at school as the other studens. He kan be very annoyed very quickly and can start crying but that does'nt bother him as a person.
Boy1:Is he mad?
Boy2:yeh i think he is a Jusef today.
jusef by Yazzzzzz May 23, 2016
Gay twat - but not as gay as Paora
Have you seen that gay twat Joseff?

Yeah, but Paora is a closet homosexual
joseff by Paoraalbert69 February 5, 2018

justefflo 

the swaggiest house in southern califorina aka where the parties are at
oh did you hear about that part at justefflo?
yeah! it was so rad!
justefflo by matt graham May 4, 2013

Yasmin/Jouseff

Two children who fell in love but won't admit it. They create a relationship and then break-up in like 3 days. They are both really clingy people with no personal space whatsoever. They are always filtering with the opposite gender, even if they are in a relationship.
Wow, those guys are just like Yasmin/Jouseff
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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