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jousefjon 

A materialistic asshole who is only driven by selfshiness and his dick. He is the worst guy you will ever come across. A cheater who uses othere people and manipulate with their emotions to satisfy himself. Warning : NEVER EVER EVER BE FOOLED BY HIM. He might have a childy face, but beneath it lays the soul of Voldemort.
I was fooled by Jousefjon.
Jousefjon ruined my life.
jousefjon by POOOMPISh November 3, 2019
A boy that is very stupid and gay. People also call him ‘zemmer’ because he is from maroc.
‘Look that’s zemmer, Jussef’
Jussef by Chantain January 11, 2018

jousef elkott 

yousef is the most talented person in the whole world ❤😌...he is so attractive he have brown eyes and curly hair 🙈...he is so funny he loves his friends and he have the best smile 😌❤ ...he cares about his fans 🥺💘 , if u r reading this right now i just wanted to say( i love you ❤) keep on doing what u love 🥺💘
jousef elkott is talented
jousef elkott by someone that loves jo September 15, 2020
Jossef is a sexy African guy its mean all the girls like him and will have with him also Jossef have a great penis that's why some people say "You penis is a Jossef"
"I got a Jossef in my pants"
Jossef by O.L. Johnson January 5, 2017
Handsome guy, this guy seriously NEEDS anger management, the most kind heart when relaxed, hell breaks loose when angry, sexy guy though!
Friend: Hey focus bro

Jousef: stfu I’m explaining, you know what get tf outta my room you piece of shit
Jousef by Greensmaragd November 21, 2021
A mailman that doesn't deliver mail but to bang your mom.
joussel my ass
joussel by quartz89 January 27, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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