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Justificationology 

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.
Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

Cumification 

The process of fat, middle-aged weebs nutting over a woman wearing cat ears and a latex body suit
Neil was over-come by the process of Cumification after watching The Dark Knight Rises
Cumification by backjailey October 27, 2020

justification 

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.
"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
justification by Tom. M January 12, 2006

Cumification 

Gooey stuff that when old goes sticky like cum
That dishwashing liquid has suffered from cumification
Cumification by The Great Corn Julio February 14, 2018

junkie justification 

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation
Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

judification 

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.
If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!
judification by mwelc004 May 29, 2007