Jumification

A process to pick up work that belong to an individual and throw it at the person to do it themselves or anyone else who is supposed to be responsible for that work.

This department needs jumification.
she jumified the work to josh, who is known for procrastination.

by ulong_cha April 12, 2019

Justificationology

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.

Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017

Cumification

The process of fat, middle-aged weebs nutting over a woman wearing cat ears and a latex body suit

Neil was over-come by the process of Cumification after watching The Dark Knight Rises

by backjailey October 27, 2020

justification

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

by Tom. M January 12, 2006

Cumification

Gooey stuff that when old goes sticky like cum

That dishwashing liquid has suffered from cumification

by The Great Corn Julio February 14, 2018

junkie justification

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017

judification

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.

If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!

by mwelc004 May 29, 2007