dishwashing 

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

dishwashing by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

Dishwashing 

The act of mutual romance and erotic emotions through the physical pressing of lips against another's. This is similar to a regular kiss, however in this case it is more similar to but also exceeds to acts performed in a 'French Kiss' where not only does the tongue of one individual touch the tongue of their partner but also enter the mouth making contact with all areas of the partner's mouth as well as outside the mouth with close proximity to the partner's lips. This is known as dishwashing or being dishwashed.

The man grabbed the woman by the hips and snogged her violently, his tongue frequently entering her mouth. He was performing the dishwash. The woman was being dishwashed. The man was dishwashing the woman.

Dishwashing by TheDishwasher November 29, 2011

Dishwashing 

Scraping all of the res out of your glass as if it were done with a dishwasher

my homie joe was dishwashing the fuck outta my rasta bowl

Dishwashing by Resin Robber August 8, 2022

Dishwashing 

The act of becoming a dishwasher.

Mochi was still dishwashing when I called her.

Dishwashing by rc_who? December 7, 2023

Dishwashing 

Dishwashing: The complex analysis, purification, polishing, and preservation of tupperware, tableware, and silverware, made up of materials such as metal, ceramics, porcelain, and plastic, using large quantities of the abundant resource found on various celestial bodies including our home planet earth, this resource contains two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, and is often referred to as; water, hydrogen hydroxide, hydrogen dioxide, dihydrogen oxide, or dihydragen monoxide, some of these terms were used on the internet as a satire method of inducing fear on individuals personal way of life.

Person 1: Man, I hate dishwashing.
Person 2: Tell me about it.

Dishwashing by Rain.exe May 8, 2024

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes 

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes by Anonymous April 2, 2003

dishwashing job 

A fun experience.

Dishwashing job. Yeah, so I’ve never worked in a restaurant before. I wanted to try something new and thought it would be a fun experience.
A fun experience. Dishwashing.

dishwashing job by Fat crab person August 4, 2020