junkie justification

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

by IdiotProofDude January 17, 2017

quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015

Quafft

The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.

I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...

by IdiotProofDude January 24, 2015