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Jurification

When everything makes sense, everything works out and comes together. Fully resolved, it's done , the bottom line
Hey, the potatoes are done they are jurified, they have reached jurification!

Oh my god I was out on the beer last night and I was completely jurified!
by Shoenario March 18, 2024
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Yurification

The weeb's process of shipping a possible lesbian relationship.
*sees 2 women having a wholesome time* Weeb: yurification yurification yurification yurification yurification yurification!
by Navi_Kounnai January 2, 2020
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Justificationology

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.
Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.
by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017
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justification

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.
"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
by Tom. M January 12, 2006
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junkie justification

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation
Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017
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Purification

When a batter sets out to beat his wife and son with his holy baseball bat and kills everything in his way.
Batter: I'M GOING TO SUBMIT MY WIFE AND SON TO PURIFICATION!
by Batter-Off- May 28, 2013
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judification

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.
If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!
by mwelc004 May 29, 2007
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