judification 

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.

If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!

judification by mwelc004 May 29, 2007

Justificationology 

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.

Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

Justificationology by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017

jadeification 

To jadeify is to make something absoloutley perfect, such as getting your geography essay exactly right and pretty.

that geography work is a great shoiw of jadeification!

jadeification by SPLODGEMONSTER March 3, 2010

justification 

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

justification by Tom. M January 12, 2006

junkie justification 

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

junkie justification by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017

Jamification 

The process of changing into your pyjamas.

I needed to take out the trash but I had already finished my jamification and the neighbours were partying so I struggled to find the willpower to change back into my normal clothes.

Jamification by Surrey Wanderer June 18, 2021

skins justification 

After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.

I know,I did five full hours of Skins justification

skins justification by ElectricWalrusContrabassoon May 31, 2011