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Jorathon 

Simp with a tad of sohai
Eh are you stupid or what?”

“No, my name isn’t Jorathon!”
Jorathon by ticklemylittlepickle November 22, 2021
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Jonathon 

Jonathon knows what he wants in life and he's not afraid to go for it. He's forward but extremely kind and it gives him a very approachable aspect to him. He's probably been through a lot but is still a very cheerful guy, although sometimes has a very brooding look. He's very handsome and is generally extremely likable and many will vouch for him on that. He gets along with all of his superiors and is hard working in anything he applies himself to. He has a adventurous side to him and isn't afraid to explore new talents and skills. He's always willing to learn or try something new, he's a very admirable guy. Don't be afraid to talk to him because you'll likely end up meeting one of the most kindest people you know.
"Yooo! It's Jonathon!"
Jonathon by Siniac November 2, 2022

Jonathon Jones 

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything
tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'
Jonathon Jones by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018

Jonathon Ng 

Jonathon Ng, also known as Eden, is a music artist who is best known for his amazing songs Drugs, and Crash.

Jonathons father is from China and met his Irish mother in Dublin, then they gave birth to this legend.
Previously, until 2015 he was known as The Eden Project, and currently is known as Eden.
What song is that? It’s amazing!
Oh, it’s just Eden, aka Jonathon Ng!
Jonathon Ng by TheEdenProject May 23, 2018

Jorthong 

A person who has a dick the size of their personality… big. They have a sexy hot body that makes you want to finger yourself on the spot. Nobody is better than… Jorthong. Jorthong has a dick the size of Jupiter and will whip it out whenever so be ready
Damn did he just whip out his penis… that must be Jorthong
Omg I see that huge bulge in his pants… it must be Jorthong
Jorthong by Mr. Boney November 4, 2016

Jonathon 

an amazing guy, who is funny and social. he deserves the best in life and deserves to be with an amazing girl. he knows exactly how to make people laugh and isn't so bad to look at either. actually, he's absolutely sexy and good lookin. anyone that is lucky enough to have him in their life should truly keep him there.
Jacob: "Man who you thinking about?"

Jane: "No one just Jonathon."
Jonathon by flipfantasy April 20, 2011

Jonathon Young 

1. Canadian actor, best known for his role Nikola Tesla in the TV-series Sanctuary. Also co-founder of the Electric Company Theatre in Vancouver, Canada.
Jonathon is an extremely talented actor and a great person, as he managed to overcome the loss of his daughter Azra in 2009 and to continue his work.
He was nominated for Best Guest Performance by a Male in a Dramatic Series for his role in "Revelations part 2" (Sanctuary) for the Leo Awards 2009 and won a Jessie award in 2011 for Outstanding Original Script.
The fans call him "J-Yo", this nickname having been proposed by his colleague on Sanctuary, Ryan Robbins.

2. Can also be used as an adjective, generally referring a mixture of pure epicness and sexiness.
1. Jonathon is my favorite actor! I love him so much!
Jonathon Young has the most ruffable hair ever.
2.That guy is so abnormally hot and delicious, he's so J-Yo!
Jonathon Young by blackkitty June 28, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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