jonathong

Having or containing a 3XL-4XL thong that is tight around your croch or head. Soon to be a famous brand.

Dude, you have a jonathong on your head!!

by t3rd December 6, 2006

Jonathong

The act of licking one's thong and tickling the ass cheeks until one laughs. When they laugh its a Jonathong.

Bobalinda: 'haha stop you "Jonathon" it tickles too much!'

Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'

by Davis786439 July 18, 2009

Jonathong

A type of male species specifically named Jonathon, who chooses to wear female under garments such as thongs.

Hence the name - Jonathong.

Please also see, jon-a-thongy

Have you seen the newest trend them are calling it ‘Jonathong’

by UrbanMaker2019 February 16, 2019

Jonathong

When your friend won't make a list about his cap's red flags even when he says he's in his "alone era"

Jonathong is on Kendrick's head...omg

by Kendrick1234567890 April 10, 2023