a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.
boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"
by spookyskeletonlove October 05, 2018
by grapys November 24, 2011
A simple definition for a expert chess player. He is usually a jew who goes to the wising well to steal pennies. Has gotten wealthy off being a prostitute.
by adsads June 12, 2005
a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'
1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon
2. alright jon what u doin?
3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????
2. alright jon what u doin?
3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????
by mother-by-proxy June 19, 2005
by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013
by beeeeeeeeeeepboop June 08, 2019
Jonathon knows what he wants in life and he's not afraid to go for it. He's forward but extremely kind and it gives him a very approachable aspect to him. He's probably been through a lot but is still a very cheerful guy, although sometimes has a very brooding look. He's very handsome and is generally extremely likable and many will vouch for him on that. He gets along with all of his superiors and is hard working in anything he applies himself to. He has a adventurous side to him and isn't afraid to explore new talents and skills. He's always willing to learn or try something new, he's a very admirable guy. Don't be afraid to talk to him because you'll likely end up meeting one of the most kindest people you know.
"Yooo! It's Jonathon!"
by Siniac November 03, 2022