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Fifth planet from the Sun and the largest planet in the Solar System. It's mass is one-thousandth that of the Sun, but two-and-a-half times that of all the other planets in the entire Solar System combined. Also possesses a large hemorrhoid known as the Great Red Spot.
Jupiter should lose some damn weight.
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by A human male October 22, 2018
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adj: Large or incredibly awesome. The best.

Eric: I had us tickets to a Van Halen show but they were stolen.

Shane: Jupiter! I love Van Halen I can't wait!
by et87 April 25, 2009
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A city north of West Palm Beach, FL, located at the top of Palm Beach County. A great place to live. Lots of great restaurants as well.
Lets drive to Jupiter.
by Jackie January 17, 2005
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One of the most famous pieces written by Gustav Holst (the 4th movement of a seven-movement orchestral suite by Holst)
by *subject name here* January 29, 2008
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A highened sensory experience, transcendentally close to Blissdom.
Squizzy said to Hammy:"I wanna one-way ticket to Jupiter."
by Panty Pants April 15, 2005
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