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Johnnoluck 

When you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.
Hillary losing the election was some real Johnnoluck for the USA.
Johnnoluck by aphid2 November 27, 2016
A stern, serious male with a deliciously cheeky, mischievous side. Reliable in a crisis, capable of protecting those he holds dear. Loyal, lawful and a straight talker who does not suffer fools. He is a humble and loyal friend who takes care of himself, he likes his independence, can be a loner. On the surface, he may appear cold and unfeeling but underneath he is kind, caring and generous with friends and loved ones. He is an interesting character who will enjoy experiencing new things...mostly - conversely, he likes hanging at home, relaxing and enjoys sharing a story or two. If Johnno is your lover, you will enjoy a great deal of pleasure in the bedroom, a selfless and attentive bed partner who likes a little experimentation! If you have the opportunity to get to know a Johnno...you wont be disappointed!
Johnno would be a perfect best man, he won't lose the ring!
Johnno by nnej teews February 14, 2019
That weird moment when your friend named John, Jonah, Johnny gets a boner...
Johnny: Damn! I got a johnner again in my pants! It hurts a lot having a Johnner.
johnner by Mr. Uncle September 22, 2021

Johnnyorlandosexual

When you are totally in love with Johnny Orlando
-wanna be my gf/bf

-sorry, im johnnyorlandosexual

Johnorrhea 

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.
Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.
Johnorrhea by b-tox May 23, 2012
Martin Johnson. Quite simply the best rugby player, like ever.

Led Leicester to five consecutive league wins, and back-to-back Heineken cups.

84 England caps, 39 as captain. Only lost 5 games as captain.

8 Caps for the British Lions on three tours (1993, 1997, 2001), and the only man to have captained them on two tours, (1997 & 2001).

Should have been voted BBC sports personality of the year winner in 2003 but public voted for glamour boy Wilko instead of gruntman.
Johnno was the best.
Johnno by Lester Tiger December 3, 2006
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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