A stern, serious male with a deliciously cheeky, mischievous side. Reliable in a crisis, capable of protecting those he holds dear. Loyal, lawful and a straight talker who does not suffer fools. He is a humble and loyal friend who takes care of himself, he likes his independence, can be a loner. On the surface, he may appear cold and unfeeling but underneath he is kind, caring and generous with friends and loved ones. He is an interesting character who will enjoy experiencing new things...mostly - conversely, he likes hanging at home, relaxing and enjoys sharing a story or two. If Johnno is your lover, you will enjoy a great deal of pleasure in the bedroom, a selfless and attentive bed partner who likes a little experimentation! If you have the opportunity to get to know a Johnno...you wont be disappointed!
Johnno would be a perfect best man, he won't lose the ring!
by nnej teews February 15, 2019
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Martin Johnson. Quite simply the best rugby player, like ever.

Led Leicester to five consecutive league wins, and back-to-back Heineken cups.

84 England caps, 39 as captain. Only lost 5 games as captain.

8 Caps for the British Lions on three tours (1993, 1997, 2001), and the only man to have captained them on two tours, (1997 & 2001).

Should have been voted BBC sports personality of the year winner in 2003 but public voted for glamour boy Wilko instead of gruntman.
Johnno was the best.
by Lester Tiger December 2, 2006
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A very sweet, sensitive guy who is also a talented disco queen.

Also, a good Catholic boy who helps old ladies to cross the street.
Look at that Johnno helping the old lady.

That guy dances like a Johnno.
by Your sponsor February 3, 2010
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A Beverage.
After the almighty Johnno Beverage.. So insidious and intriguing that his name has been dedicated to an integral part of everyday life.
Oi Amz.. can you hook me up with a sweet Johnno from the fridge?
by Skinni April 4, 2006
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Lard with a strong personality. BRO JUST SAYS STARTING OR RICH.
by Jp know August 17, 2023
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A term of indearment between family in which the person has the name John or jonny.
by Little/101 January 3, 2019
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