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That weird moment when your friend named John, Jonah, Johnny gets a boner...
Johnny: Damn! I got a johnner again in my pants! It hurts a lot having a Johnner.
johnner by Mr. Uncle September 22, 2021
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Members of St John Ambulance tend to refer to each other as St Johnners or simply Johnners.
He's my Johnner friend!
Johnner by indianaprincess January 3, 2011
Related Words
“Awww little Johnner boy. Little John John Johnner loafer. John loaf. Feed him salami and get him alllll fat and Johnner. Johnnah.”
Johnner by Loaferboy July 15, 2023

the johnner 

Formally known as Johnstown, the hometown of The Johnners, is easily the best part of Navan. All year round there’s good buzz at Super, over The Hill, Gypo’s Wall, the back of Energie, the IDA, but the best part by far is the Garda chases. You simply cannot be satisfied with life until you’ve been in The Johnner. The best bonfire every year is always in The Johnner.
the johnner by Sfveujv October 20, 2017

Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.
I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.
Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015
It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.
Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!
Johner by Psydu July 30, 2021

johnference 

Placing or accepting a cell phone call in a public restroom stall.
Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."
johnference by RickyDash September 22, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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