johnner 

That weird moment when your friend named John, Jonah, Johnny gets a boner...

Johnny: Damn! I got a johnner again in my pants! It hurts a lot having a Johnner.

johnner by Mr. Uncle September 22, 2021

Johnner 

Members of St John Ambulance tend to refer to each other as St Johnners or simply Johnners.

He's my Johnner friend!

Johnner by indianaprincess January 3, 2011

Johnner 

John Egbert from the webcomic “Homestuck”.

“Awww little Johnner boy. Little John John Johnner loafer. John loaf. Feed him salami and get him alllll fat and Johnner. Johnnah.”

Johnner by Loaferboy July 15, 2023

the johnner 

Formally known as Johnstown, the hometown of The Johnners, is easily the best part of Navan. All year round there’s good buzz at Super, over The Hill, Gypo’s Wall, the back of Energie, the IDA, but the best part by far is the Garda chases. You simply cannot be satisfied with life until you’ve been in The Johnner. The best bonfire every year is always in The Johnner.

Gerrup The Johnner

the johnner by Sfveujv October 20, 2017

Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015

Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

Johner by Psydu July 30, 2021

johnference 

Placing or accepting a cell phone call in a public restroom stall.

Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."

johnference by RickyDash September 22, 2009