Johnnoluck

When you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.

Hillary losing the election was some real Johnnoluck for the USA.

by aphid2 November 27, 2016

Kenshu

The ancient Japanese art of murdering a whole family for the indiscretions of a single person.

One night I bet on the Packers, then my whole family was fell victim to Kenshu.

by aphid2 January 24, 2017

Jamzee

To announce the ending of an event incorrectly, before it happens.

I like how the news Jamzeed Hillary into the White House before the votes were counted.

by aphid2 November 30, 2016

Mitrean

Approximately $1,500.00 or 2 BTC.

I just bought a pound of weed for 1 Mitrean.

by aphid2 December 13, 2016

LopezOMG

When your hustle dies and you have to get a real job to eat, much to the awe of everyone in your hood.

That weed dispensary opened up and put Ruben out of business, so now he works construction like a LopezOMG.

by aphid2 January 01, 2017

ryped

When you think something has already happened, but you actually predicted the future.

Somehow I ryped those terrorists would die before they were able to detonate the bomb.

by aphid2 April 22, 2017

dimed

When a company steals your credit card information and sells it to others.

I signed up to a sportsbook last night, and today someone in Barbados dimed me.

by aphid2 February 13, 2017